He. Murdered. His. Dad.

Right? We are calling Moonstruck, for which Cher won an Oscar for best actress, Olympia Dukakis won one for best supporting actress, and it won best screenplay, “underrated”? It was also nominated for best picture and best director.

Thank you for reminding me this website’s target audience is half my age. 

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

This one. It looks like it was part of a nuclear bomb test in the 50's, then left to rot in the desert for all eternity.

Whoever wins, we lose.

There really is a Simpsons quote for everything isn’t there?

Thanks for this crucial addendum. 

Pretty much anything but bath salts.

That’s the problem with hitching your wagon to a carnival barker like Trump - eventually he’s gonna get run out of town, and they’re gonna be left holding the bag.

I try to find the silver lining and imagine just how fucked the Evangelicals will be once he is gone.

And if you didn’t, others have done worse.

Also how many times has he used the word “perfect” to describe this phone call? That’s weird, right? That’s a weird word to use about a conversation.

Insane in the Ukraine
Insane in the brain!

Oh man, Mitt Romney’s brow is gonna be SO FURROWED when he sees this.

Not a competent one, anyway.

It’s an impeachable offense. If you don’t like it then lobby your senator and representative to tell them they should change the rules to allow sitting presidents to request foreign aid against political rivals. I’m sure that’ll be perfectly acceptable to you once someone you don’t like is in office.

Ok so what fucks me up with this is that Andrew Scheer has candidates that have expressed outwardly bigoted sentiment, apologized, and he says its cool they didn’t mean it. Now the PM is revealed to have done the same and that poor judgement is intolerable.