To skip the packet of orange powder and make a super creamy, cheesy dish, start by cooking your pasta in milk. By doing so, the pasta releases its starch into the milk, creating a thickened, creamy sauce. Once the pasta is cooked, just chuck your cheese in and stir until melted. Boom. You have the creamiest, easiest…

43 and I’ve seen some shit. And it only keeps going by faster, like they say.

Yo don’t be hating. Just cuz I got a spiderweb on my neck and these tears on the corner of my eye don’t mean I can’t babysit your babies.

Um, there is a huge island between responding sexually to an attractive woman and sending an unsolicited dick pick. If you can’t tell the difference then you are an extremely socially uncoordinated individual. And as unfortunate as that may be, that is no one’s fault, or problem. Read this and understand: No woman who…

Still weird though.. are people checking in 4-star hotels more likely to use cellphones than those checking in 3 and 5-star hotels?

I just bought one of those silicone rings last week. I wish I’d bought one years ago.

This video is SUPER informative. If you don’t mind, I’m going to give it its own post.

If he was having trouble getting his eggs to cook evenly without browning, then his pan was too hot. Silicone egg rings are like $3.00 at walmart. The egg also doesn’t need to swim in the water...ug. You just need a couple of teaspoons of water in the pan to create steam. Cover it for a few minutes and it will be…

Check the closet for people? How often have you found people in a hotel room closet?

...and, unfortunately, learn how to look for signs of bedbug infestation, put your luggage in the tub for now, and check the bed and furniture! Here’s a good video tutorial.

I’m stealing this joke.

She killed my Brother in a knife fight in Saigon, back in ‘73 and on that day I swore revenge. Now, 43 years later, my opportunity is here and bitchy internet comments are my weapon of choice.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

You want to know why? It’s the same reason a 50 year old Freighter Tender is the fastest ship in the galaxy, Astromech droids can’t speak, and weapons technology has been the same for close to 1000 years.

Compression. You know how expensive it is to transmit across light years? Plus, in a galaxy swarming with bounty hunters and spies and rebels, I’m sure everything is heavily encrypted and perhaps that affects image quality kind of like how restraining bolts mess with your circuits.

Star Wars is all about the retro-future tech though. The Millenium Falcon is a “beater spaceship” for godsakes! I think “futuristic-but-junky” was a recurring theme in the SW universe. It was “a long time ago,” after all.

wellll I guess its best to not go AMA (against medical advice).

NOOOOOOooooo... Unless its a taste/texture thing you should totally go with skin on. Crispy chicken skin is so amazingly tasty and the decades of anti-fat, anti-chicken skin fear mongering has finally come to an end!

No, I mean that everyone has made the women drivers joke in relation to Jenner’s car accident already, not just the women drivers joke in general. It’s been all over the place since she slammed into that other car. It’s been done to death already.

I would like to have that discussion too. I would like to read that article too as a Hungarian woman of color, but I’m too busy looking at everyone’s super cute dramatic gif war.