Don't cut yourself from all that edginess now

Because there’s two more movies left to go. We haven’t gotten to the thrust of the story. Is that a real question?

Nobody in the saga can match the (whining) power of Luke Skywalker. Nobody. In that respect, Rey is like the anti-Luke.

Right? Adam Driver did in one movie what Lucas didn’t allow Hayden Christensen in two. Though, I do have to say that despite how horribly Lucas’ writing was for Hayden, that the basic outline of Anakin’s descent makes total sense to me on paper. His mother being tortured and dying in the desert and then forseeing the…

This deserves a slow clap

I just love this GIF so much.

Holy shit! That made me laugh. And, laugh so hard. The ridiculous action on the bikes. The over-the-top product placement. The dialogue. I may have to watch this just for the terribleness.

I think that whatever made-up explanation they give as to why they are white will make roughly as much sense as the claim that they are solar panels...

Perfect for

THANK YOU!! This is a true LIFEHACK!!

I don’t know why, but the addition of milk makes that cocktail all the more disgusting.

There was a house a few doors down from my condo that was an ‘unofficial’ sorority house— They had a lot of parties and their attendees made a mess of the neighborhood (bottles and cans everywhere, trash), not to mention the noise...

As someone who used to have a commission retail job, I can second this (falls under “Don’t Be a Jerk,” I’d say). However, as a customer, I’d say it’s hard to know when a sales person gets a commission. Of the top of my head, though, here are a few thoughts:

You cannot seriously condone this. Post should have been titled “How to lie and cheat to get things that you’re too lazy to work and save for”. What’s next? How to eat at a great restaurant by claiming there is a problem (after you’ve eaten 3/4 of the meal)? How to pay your bills by scamming insurance companies?

Lifehacker going all Scumbag Steve.

I really hate this. People that do shit like this, while it’s technically not illegal or breaking any kind of rules, it’s extremely dishonest.

What’s really scary is that these are the people who say they are terrified of Sharia law. If they ever realize that what they actually want is the Christian version of Sharia, their heads will all explode.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

“Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts.”