I’m stealing this joke.

She killed my Brother in a knife fight in Saigon, back in ‘73 and on that day I swore revenge. Now, 43 years later, my opportunity is here and bitchy internet comments are my weapon of choice.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

You want to know why? It’s the same reason a 50 year old Freighter Tender is the fastest ship in the galaxy, Astromech droids can’t speak, and weapons technology has been the same for close to 1000 years.

Compression. You know how expensive it is to transmit across light years? Plus, in a galaxy swarming with bounty hunters and spies and rebels, I’m sure everything is heavily encrypted and perhaps that affects image quality kind of like how restraining bolts mess with your circuits.

Star Wars is all about the retro-future tech though. The Millenium Falcon is a “beater spaceship” for godsakes! I think “futuristic-but-junky” was a recurring theme in the SW universe. It was “a long time ago,” after all.

wellll I guess its best to not go AMA (against medical advice).

NOOOOOOooooo... Unless its a taste/texture thing you should totally go with skin on. Crispy chicken skin is so amazingly tasty and the decades of anti-fat, anti-chicken skin fear mongering has finally come to an end!

No, I mean that everyone has made the women drivers joke in relation to Jenner’s car accident already, not just the women drivers joke in general. It’s been all over the place since she slammed into that other car. It’s been done to death already.

I would like to have that discussion too. I would like to read that article too as a Hungarian woman of color, but I’m too busy looking at everyone’s super cute dramatic gif war.

Don't cut yourself from all that edginess now

Because there’s two more movies left to go. We haven’t gotten to the thrust of the story. Is that a real question?

Nobody in the saga can match the (whining) power of Luke Skywalker. Nobody. In that respect, Rey is like the anti-Luke.

Right? Adam Driver did in one movie what Lucas didn’t allow Hayden Christensen in two. Though, I do have to say that despite how horribly Lucas’ writing was for Hayden, that the basic outline of Anakin’s descent makes total sense to me on paper. His mother being tortured and dying in the desert and then forseeing the…

This deserves a slow clap

I just love this GIF so much.

Holy shit! That made me laugh. And, laugh so hard. The ridiculous action on the bikes. The over-the-top product placement. The dialogue. I may have to watch this just for the terribleness.

I think that whatever made-up explanation they give as to why they are white will make roughly as much sense as the claim that they are solar panels...

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