I don’t know why, but the addition of milk makes that cocktail all the more disgusting.

There was a house a few doors down from my condo that was an ‘unofficial’ sorority house— They had a lot of parties and their attendees made a mess of the neighborhood (bottles and cans everywhere, trash), not to mention the noise...

As someone who used to have a commission retail job, I can second this (falls under “Don’t Be a Jerk,” I’d say). However, as a customer, I’d say it’s hard to know when a sales person gets a commission. Of the top of my head, though, here are a few thoughts:

You cannot seriously condone this. Post should have been titled “How to lie and cheat to get things that you’re too lazy to work and save for”. What’s next? How to eat at a great restaurant by claiming there is a problem (after you’ve eaten 3/4 of the meal)? How to pay your bills by scamming insurance companies?

Lifehacker going all Scumbag Steve.

I really hate this. People that do shit like this, while it’s technically not illegal or breaking any kind of rules, it’s extremely dishonest.

I work in retail and we know when these pricks show up. The most common is around the time of sporting events. boxing match, UFC fight, etc. They buy a projector and surround sound and then return it the next day. Yeah, asshole we know what you’re doing. We charge them a restocking fee.

Speaking as a former retail associate... this might be a little too evil, even for Evil Week.

What’s really scary is that these are the people who say they are terrified of Sharia law. If they ever realize that what they actually want is the Christian version of Sharia, their heads will all explode.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

“Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts.”

Huh, guess i better stop traveling with my Faberge eggs!

This is why I never travel with all my gold and jewels. I also leave the Renoir at home.

This is the biggest problem, in my opinion. If you look at all of these examples, they have this problem in addition to their own problems. Google is constantly renaming, re-branding, or splitting up and re-combining services in a way that makes it a never-ending game just to figure out what’s what. It’s frustrating,…

Excellent counter-argument! I hate little LEDs in my room when I’m trying to sleep. They drive me crazy...

No treble.

I dug the hell out of that game. I think I have some save files on a 3.5” floppy somewhere.

That was a fine game!

Dont invite your OCD friends over cause you are going to give them an aneurysm with this shit.

Loved those games soooo much...