“This has been a test of the Emergency Porncast System. Had this been an actual porncast, the soundtrack you heard would have been pretty much the same.”

I laughed so hard.

Kmart had the “Blue Light Special” so it’s fitting that Targer has a “Red Light Special”

The only question is was it inadvertent or.... advertent.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

Duffman thinks none of these are creepy! Oh yeah!

Organic! Most impressive.

Totally reminds me of pancakes in a can

If only Shumate had been an unborn fetus, I’m sure she would have cared more about him.

So they made fun of girls for being stereotypically girly and a man for not being stereotypically manly, is what you’re saying?

Baseball is boring as fuck. I don’t know what you mean by “inability to connect to the world around them”, but I have a feeling you also yell things like “get off my lawn!”

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

My understanding is that them man bun is a signifier of underlying douchebag, not the hatable issue itself.

No. We must go full ‘80s.

Bad news for . . . the people who love them

You sure do live up to your name...

Using a reasonably price, quality product is not a “life hack”. You have to take two good things, ruin them, and mash them together to make one terrible thing.