I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

Sorry, but that is hyperbole, unless you are referring to the “love conquers all” version that was prepared by Universal for television release. That version was never exhibited theatrically in the United States. The differences between the U.S. theatrical version and the director’s cut are much more minor, and not…

Because any 8 year old who gets up at that time is probably in military school. Duh.

War never changes (diapers).

I BELIEVE I’LL VOTE FOR A THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE!

Yeah, seriously. Normally when you tell people that something looks scammy, they question it, no? Rather than doubling down?

Perhaps I’ll get taken apart by the commentariat for saying this, but I’m not sure that dining with friends is the equivalent in importance of “family meals” if you are a parent. I’m not denigrating having dinner regularly with friends, or saying that friends don’t take the place of family for many people, or that…

You forgot the “this is the microsoft windows” indian scam callers...

Every night. We are fortunate enough for all of us to be home at a good time so it is no problem. I think it is essential for us. We catch up with each other and force the kid to spill his guts about what he did that day. It’s great.

“There’s also another energy drain just outside your home: your car.”

I cooked by “touch” for years. It really only works for beef, however, and you have to be pretty familiar with the different reactions or “feels” of different cuts. Filets are much spongier naturally than a strip and a rib eye is somewhere in between. And it gets much tougher to do this if you’re cooking a hanger or…

Mine would be to find a partner that is genuinely kind.

Know when to walk away. If you are unhappy chances are that the other person is as well.

Drink some water for that burn. It’ll cool you right off.

I think it’s less discouraging drinking more water and more just getting rid of myths that people hear that make them think that they need to drink more water. Like the first one — some people think they need to drink exactly 8 glasses of water, so they’ll count them out and drink all that water, whether or not…

Myth 5: Coffee is a diuretic. I have had people insist thet you’re better off drinking a glass of water after swallowing a caffeine pill. Somehow, that water counts, but the water in your cup of coffee does not.

The only amazing part of this video is how he opens the beer at the end.