The international breakfast is a half-waffle

If water is boiling it is 212 degrees (depending on surrounding air pressure). You can get it higher than 212 degrees if you add enough salt or increase pressure, but that’s not going to matter in this case. If the water is boiling it is the same temp weather or not it is a rolling boil or a simmering, light,happy,…

You keep your fancy dinner rules. I’ll eat like the savage that God made me to be.

Pro Tip: You are wrong Kyle. Very very wrong.

If your baby hates being read to, you’re doing it wrong.

At 1 year, does the kid even have the cognitive abilities to think, “This person knows my name, therefore they must be safe?”

This is a terrible letter that should never have been sent, but I kinda feel bad for these parents. Shortly after I got married, Husband and I were so fucking broke that our $300/month rent was a stretch. All the stupid shit we got for our wedding that we couldn’t use, but didn’t come with a receipt (I remember a…

If anyone who knows them is reading this, might I suggest a gift for future birthdays:

Cheerio.

Without the receipts.

If my sibling sent me this, I’d send the kid a picture book and a hat with his name on it out of spite.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

This is Italian salsa verde ("green sauce"), not Mexican salsa verde. Two totally different things!

What is it with people hating anchovies?! They're so underrated. But honestly, you could take them out and it would still be great. Not quite as great, but still great.

Yes! For us it is usually that we are both so unsure of what to do and we default to throwing it out. Either way it just feels wrong. I always feel so guilty throwing out food.

Yay! Eat By Date: saving foods and marriages :P

I consider concert ticket stubs and my old of sentimental value. My answer? Digitize. Take scan of the tix, take pics of the shirts and create albums.

NASA had a real, legitimate plan for going to the moon. There is no plan for Mars One, despite what they say. The technology for interplanetary travel and settlement doesn't even exist yet.

Actually, based on how Mars One is being run, the headline should really be "A cosplayer is one of 100 potential people who will die a horrible death before getting to Mars."

I'm actually midway through cognitive behavioral therapy insomnia. For people who wake up in the middle of the night, the short version is; stay up later every night and be tired all day - find the time where you will sleep through the night without waking up. Then slowly increase that sleep window.