The ubiquity of this song in the 80's was so intense, massive, and all-encompassing, that it permeated the space-time continuum both forwards, to the heat-death of the universe, and backwards, to the Big Bang itself.

Obviously you were not on this planet in the mid-eighties....

Never has this gif seemed more appropriate

That’s terrible. Please turn in your Internet license...

Agreed, and nice “War Games” reference, btw!

...and what he does next will astound you!

I’m no fan of roller coasters, and I’d be even less inclined to ride a contraption such as this, operated by literally, a bunch of clowns! (also: not a fan of clowns)

+1000 stars.

I think that’s Paul Dano? Paul Dano is a robotic actor? Asimo and Paul Dano can gesture in a vaguely similar fashion? I... I really don’t know...

Yeah, first one I tried worked like a charm, but the rest have the same extra information and don’t work...

Ok, that is cool. Ah, the lost art of ASCII Art...

It stands to reason the 4 and 5 star hotels are dirtier. The people staying in them are, after all, filthy rich!

Don’t know about the no-starch bit, but I’ve used freeze-dried hiker’s meals in hotels before. Sit back with your beef stroganoff and watch bad tv re-runs....mmmmmm

Good video, gross, but good....

In the next point, I thought he was going to check the drawer for people too.

I have done this and just use the ring, the little lid part, with the rubber seal, etc. I leave out. Oh, and you’d better really grease that sucker, ‘cause getting the egg out of it otherwise difficult. Of course, I just use silicone rings now and they’re awesome.

Any reason to use this is a good reason!

I love that they included Mega Maid.

Wow, this is childhood wish fulfillment. I always wanted to see what it was like to ride my electric train set.

I know, I know.... I have to agree. But I have high cholesterol (read in whiny, nasal voice)