I might just try this (I’m really hungry and still at work, so it looks really good). I’ll likely try it with skinless thighs.

And once the car is warmed up, you can defrost your face (I live far north too). Another option is to use your thumb to melt two eye-holes in the windshield frost, and look through those until the car heats up.

Porkins deserved a screenshot, I thought!

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today

You had me at gnomes...

And yet he’s really bad at drawing them.

Nicely done.

Or the ball is normal sized, and they just assumed the characters were really small?

I approve.

I inadvertently did this with our cat, sort of. I was cleaning out the kids’ old toys, and tossed an old rubber snake (colored like a coral snake, and about the same size) on the kitchen floor. Next thing I know, the cat comes running through, and when she saw the snake, leaped about as far as I have ever seen her.…

The paleontologists quickly dismissed the idea that the DNA extracted from the cubs might be used for cloning, adding that such speculation was grossly premature.

Yeah, education and access to birth control might me a tad more statistically significant than “it’s too hot”

Alas, those toys were about 20 years late for me... or 10 years too early (playing with your own kids and their toys is a great bonding experience! that’s my story anyway).

I didn’t even have to follow the link to know what you’d posted. Beat me to it.

I like how they highlight the little guy falling. I used to build very elaborate Lego vehicles, then I would drive them off the table. Seeing what happened to the little Lego figures afterwards was so much fun.

I don’t know if you’re serious but you sure made me laugh. Thank you.

West Philadelphia born and raised

Ok, you have got to write the rest of that story!

I use an app called aWallet which comes pretty close to what you’re talking about here.

I’ve been looking forward to passing on that particular bit of advise to my own children on their wedding days since they were born!