Those two are siblings, the video, how could someone forget?

Yeah, god. People raving about The Soft Bulletin, I’d forgotten about that. (I like it, but.. still)

Perfect. But they have to keep their blue uniforms (or sign an extremely depressed big man) so that someone on the team can create space on the perimeter for Kawhi and Paul, earning the nickname Blue Screen of Death

Always fun watching a bunch of white guy commenters (don’t get your back up, I’m one of them) on a site like Deadspin failing to decipher the lingo of another culture. Let me give you a hand, friend:

And then piss and moan when that transformational player has opinions about how the team should go about trying to win during the periods it actually does that, apparently. 

And he’s been loaned back. 

Can’t imagine “taking down Real Madrid” is on a list of Aresenal’s top five(, ten, twenty-five) problems. 

I guess we can just take potshots at anyone/everyone along the way here and that’s fine, and I’m not trying to say the Jays are infallible, but I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel sympathetic towards someone who asked for a trade and then got one (to the same city he asked to be traded to, no less).

And why would the NBA turn down a lucrative event for another organization?

“Tell me about it.” —Lebron James

Ahem, they’re not lootboxes - they’re “surprise mechanics”

Just because he had the same goal for a couple of decades doesn’t make him not a dumbass.

This has to be some sitcom-level misunderstanding where somehow someone gave Mariah this understanding and then the poster ended up with Kassel and now it’s on the wall out of some weird sense of obligation... great find though!

He doesn’t need the stands, he just has a guy (whose kids Phil is putting through college)

It ended up being a good read! But I maintain my prediction was fundamentally accurate. 

Embodiment or not, his literal body could have meant genocide if he brought the wrong bug or virus to them. That this was a secondary concern for him is the height of arrogance and selfishness, and the fact that they evidently killed him is unequivocally Good (from a utilitarian perspective).

So judging by the scroll bar I’m 10% of the way through and I come to this:

Yea, showing up with a bunch of money when you’re asking for more doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Yeah I figured they’re broad enough for the reference to land, but still pricey and good enough that the joke works. Haven’t set foot in one in years though, I live in Tim’s country now..

You’d be drinking Caffe Artigiano now!