I wish this article was about what I thought it was in the instant I first glanced at the headline - a passionate defense of Clown Balls

I guess a better idea for the @FSU_Recruiting account wouldn’t been to... #DoNothing

Just an all time great photo. Truly part of the Internet Canan

It is a shot attempt though, so, this Wagner guy is great for his team’s fancystats

I wonder if Jake Allen took a page out of Patrick Roy’s playbook and has befriended his posts in an effort to get some help keeping pucks out of the net.

I haven’t seen multiple posts with that level of desperation since everyone’s rush to get a dick joke in the comments of that fake punt story yesterday

Putting some of the facts aside, do you have some issue with the fact that I do not personally enjoy humourless blowhards being given ammo to continue being humourless blowhards? I feel like that is defensible all on its own.

+1 Standing O

I hate this because it is fucking exquisite, chef’s kiss, perfect fodder for permanent hard-ons like NFL coaches and sycophant writers who fawn over them. 

Deadspin Up All Night: Show Us the Length of Your Cock

Oh please. 

Excuse me WTF

fans receive free tacos any time a visiting team fails to crack 100 points in a Los Angeles win

They also attempted just 10 free throws, which is fewer than James Harden has attempted in 8 of his last 10 games. 

As someone who habitually reads the greys and sees your indignation about not being starred by the blog’s author, allow me to tell you that your joke was.. alright. 

Yeah, fair enough. This is going to follow Pettersson around, both because it works and because at his size it’s relatively easy to do.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy (the ass-kicking, not the minor)

He absolutely is. 

They’re going to have to keep De Gea around if they want to even be “several very good moves away” from the top.

If this leads us to a full 22 minute episode of sugarposts, I’ll tune back in (for the first time in what, 15 years?)