I’d train the loving heck out of the puppy, not because there is something wrong with said puppy, but because people bring a lot of baggage and assumptions to the breed, and there is nothing better than being able to shatter some misconceptions. :)

I love his stuff. Next on my list is Norwegian wood but I want to check out Kafka partly because I freaking love that title.

“Well, that’s something I hadn’t considered. Have you seen this season of The Great British Bake Off?”

Just started 1Q84. So far, so good! I haven't been making the time to read fiction lately so I'm glad to finally be starting on something.

Honestly, I just completely ignore it or just shut that shit down as quickly as possible.

Does anyone else ever feel like making a semen pun when addressing their fellow Jezzies? I do.

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

i’m really, really hoping shit like this becomes popular. i’m pretty bah humbug already, but having christmas shit in stores before halloween is over is fucking ridiculous. i know there are bigger issues in the world but goddamn it the christmas crawl makes me grumpy. i feel like people are bigger assholes around the…

Because of job loss in an extreme depressed rural economy, the husband and I were forced to move back in with family after eviction. Only thing - he has to live with his parents, and I have to live with mine. His parents refused to take me in because I’d raise their water bill too much; my parents will let my husband…

I have thought long and hard about it, and I think it’s her hip-to-waist ratio and foundation garments.

Truth! Forget 90210 or Melrose Place or whatever. Twin Peaks was the epitome of that 90s beauty thing. Well, the “white” beauty thing, save for Joan Chen.

Aishwarya Rai is on my short list.

<3 Shelly.

She was lovely in virtually every gorram shot. <3

Hedy Lamarr: beauty + brains

Madchen Amick from twin peaks circa twin peaks. someone post a photo please!