Yeah I’m anti-Hathaway but 10/10 would wear. She even looks less uptight than usual.

I loved that dress! It would have looked saccharine on anyone else but she looked great.

I feel like it was really exciting/hot when the first few people pulled it off really well, but it’s gotten so oversaturated that somehow Naked With Glitter is boring.

It’s too girlish, it looks weird with the dress. Too vampy + cheerleader hair.

I agree. One of my best friends apparently killed a whole tank of fish at 6 by “feeding them a popsicle” and he’s a phenomenally sweet, well-adjusted person two decades later. Small children are just egocentric little maniacs that don’t understand how the world works.

Right now I have two cats in about 550 square feet and it’s fine. One is 13 and the other is 2, and the two year old totally gets the zoomies and runs around like a maniac, but she’s not destructive and never tries to escape so I think it’s working out fine. The old lady cat was 11 when I got kitten, so 7 is…

Pear shapes are hot! 100% my favorite female body type.

I feel like all mid/low rise jeans hit at the EXACT WORST SPOT to stay up - why is the waistband at the widest point of my body? That’s not how things work! It’s a recipe for endless asscrack, and I hate having to hike up my pants all the damn time so high-waisted it is. I’m also reasonably slender, and low rise pants…

Right?!?!? I’m all, MOAR, NOW.

I guess eating vinyl desserts is pretty goth. Fertile territory for band names too, dibs on Vinyl Cronut.

Brad Pitt, according to a source, “enjoys smoking post, and hot tubs in the nude.”

I don’t know, I’ve always admired true goth commitment. Like the girl in one of my classes who showed up during a snowstorm wearing six inch platform over the knee boots, an ankle length black puffer jacket, spiked winter gloves and a vinyl balaclava. Gothifying your winter gear is badass, totally into it.

If the streakers were cornering people and rubbing on them or something, yes, that’s sexual assault and is wrong, do not pass go. But if they’re just running around naked? Fine. Go for it. I don’t think naked sprinting is inherently offensive, because I don’t find the fact that genitals exist offensive.

In a shameless attempt to start a hot-guys-with-dogs thread: I’ve always liked this one...

That principle is why I like most things painfully spicy: my mother is both an inveterate food-stealer AND a spice wuss, so dousing everything in habanero kept it mine.

Re: the solider - that is so, so sweet. Going to such lengths to let them be in their own world hit me right in the feels.

My understanding was that you don’t ~have~ to tip, but that $5 per day is a good rule of thumb. It can be tricky if you don’t have the same housekeeper every day, so I try to tip daily rather than all at the end unless a) I’m sure it’s the same person b) I’ve been doing the “please don’t clean!” sign every day so I…

HOW DID I MISS THAT. That is the best one. There should be a post of just bad restaurant aliases, “Crapplebees” made me laugh for waaaayy longer than it should have.

I know, I’m almost more interested in that story...

I asked my husband to get me tampons the other day, and not only did he just say, “ok” (!) but he came home with my preferred brand and weight (!!) and then was like, “Well, duh, these are what you always get” when I was surprised! I was so impressed, I have an IUD and have a three day period every other month.