No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

this comment fucking rules

May you please record the SVR and its exhaust note driving through DTLA’s 2nd St tunnel? ’Tis a Kill Bill staple

Can it run Crysis?

There’s that “liberal bias” I keep hearing about at ESPN. Luckily, we have heroes like Clay Travis and Britt McHenry to defend to good name of Preside...sorry, can’t finish, vomiting out of my eyes.

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

At first I was all “What? This is beautiful. Look at that wonderful little Civic. Such a great little car. What a great family.”

Then IT CAME.

You’re dumb.

Found the lonely unmarried bastard.

I know this comment will receive some level of backlash because of the following that Tesla has, but...

Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.

Many women didn’t. They made the right choice.

If Starbucks would just lower their drive-thru windows by six goddamn inches nobody would need a crossover.

But not quite literally, though.

Misleading advertising? I think you misspelled “adding value.”

What kind of name is Brien?

It’s slightly different when you can quickly learn to estimate your speed from your gear and the engine note!

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.