I usually say "Because feminism." That stopped all the older ladies at my work in a flash, haha!

Ahahahah holy shit, too fucking funny.

Fuck yeah, we went to Door County all the time when I was younger. When I was a kid I didn't care if we were in Milan or whatever, I just liked going somewhere different and fancy. Although I have to confess I've lived in Wisconsin for my entire 27 years and I have still not been to the Dells even once.

I work at as a t-shirt designer and I am so motherfucking tired of KEEP CALM AND BLAAAAAAAA (although at least most of the ones that I'm asked to do aren't quite this horrid). Before this there was Peace, Love, Whatever and iShirt and shit like that so I know that this too shall pass, but come onnn. Keep calm and come…

Have you directly told her that that information is google-able? I'd say if you jump straight to lmgtfy it's kind of mean. But if you've directly said "look, this is how I find that for you, you can do it yourself" and she persists, go nuts. I dunno about bullying, though, haha.

My dad told me he saw a movie called Big Eden that was pretty much this. I haven't seen it so I can't vouch for quality, but he said part of the conceit of the movie is that nobody in this small town cares even one whit that the guys are gay and people keep kind of trying to match-make the two guys. It sounded pretty…

Oh my god, I'm a non-makeup-y woman who has had more than one extended conversation with my best friend/partner in crafting about how we could live in Home Depot. This is so totally and completely me.

High-themotherfuck-five.

I'm a total both person. As a child, I went to a concert of children's music where for one song, the guy asked for kids' favorite foods. Everybody else said ice cream, gumballs, whatever, I said broccoli at like, age 4. I'd eat and love brussels sprouts, lima beans, spinach, whatever. Still true. But I was also a…

Do you have a specific sulfur mask you use? I have a crazy red face too and I'd love something that reduced it.

Oh my god, the way I visualize my own uterus has just WILDLY changed.

Fistbumps, fellow metalhead. I know who Rihanna is, barely, but I couldn't identify the vast, vast majority of top-40s type stars from a lineup. Johan Hegg or Joakim Broden, on the other hand? Sure.

Meeeeee too. Definitely not a perfect movie, but I thought it was some good, clean fun!

I am, although I've been publishing pretty erratically recently as I finish up my Masters degree and it's affected my sales. Since I posted about the smut biz last, one major change that the publishing community generally agrees on is that slightly longer stuff with more plot is currently doing better. I have a…

Everything by Black Milk is just the best. True fact.

I so, so agree on the no backstory. I publish a lot of erotica and it sucks because I don't think I sell as well as people who include the characters' stories from birth until the P goes into the V but I don't like that part, either. My favorite stuff to read, and therefore also write, is like 3000 words long and has…

Fuck yeah! I'm right with you. Fortunately for me my husband likes my gigantic shoes just fine and doesn't care that we're nearly the same height normally and I tower the motherfuck over him in most of my fun shoes. Although, to be fair, I wouldn't have married him if he was weird about it...

I got courthouse married this year (on Halloween, fuck yeah) and I'm having a reception in October 2013 and I STILL just cannot bring myself to give any fucks about weddings. The only thing I have specific desires about is my dress, but I already picked it out (orange and black giant ballgown, I cannot wait to get…

I have a bunch of online friends who are starting their own brands (namely Hot Mess, who I did the facebook and etsy graphics for, Painted Sabotage, and Sinister Benediction) and it is just the best thing. I got a custom Halloween glitter mix by Hot Mess for my Halloween-themed wedding, even!