I don’t think that’s true, at least from my perspective! I think she is for sure immature but she’s a teenager--from where I’m sitting, Squall is so emotionally stunted, he’s been ‘orphaned’ and raised as a mercenary and even though people along the way have clearly sincerely cared for him, he has not had an easy time…

I just realized that the first street my husband and I cohabited on is the same name as my first name. Probably for the best that I kept my last name!

I haven’t met him but I saw him perform in Milwaukee a few years ago and he totally made that joke at the end of his set. Best part of the show.

I choose to believe my grandma and your great-gma are creeping together in the afterlife. My grandma had pretty severe dementia but she was absolutely hilarious. Whenever we’d take her to a restaurant and the waiter asked what she wanted, every single time: “A MAN. I WOULD LIKE A MAN.” Oh, grandma!

Indigo Bananas is my favorite polish brand of all time, highly recommend!

I could totally take her in MY StarCraft cosplay! I’m in the middle. :D ...or most likely we’d both just kinda lumber slowly towards each other, haha.

I am literally enraged on your behalf

You’re doing good work in this post.

I actually got invited to a shower just like this very recently and I’m pretty sure the bride doesn’t know, urgh. I def cast a bit of shade but I’m letting it slide in my particular instance because the bride has recently suffered a really terrible family loss so it’s also possible that organizing/having an in-person…

Oh sure, I know. But man, I’m a cisgender woman and I have no fucking idea what my chromosomes are like. Who knows, maybe I’m a SECRET DUDE. I have no idea why anybody’s chromosomes should matter to anybody else and yet it always seems to come up in this kind of conversation.

Officially giggling at my desk like a crazy person

What do you mean by physically female? Because most of the shit you’re thinking of is legit pretty fucking covered by surgery and hormones.

This totally happened at my school too!! A teacher would go around with a cardboard tube from a paper towel and push people farther apart, all “Leave room for Jesus!” So weird.

I am sending every good vibe your way! If at any point you need information, reassurance, advice, whatever, come comment at groupthink.jezebel.com and comment on basically any post and people will be there to do whatever they can to help you.

It's actually Moltres!

I tooootally went with the Devil's Cupcake look. My dress was black and orange and ENORMOUS. Possibly a bit absurd but honestly I wanted something over the top and Halloweeny and goddammit, I got it. I had a fascinator covered in glitter pumpkins. Hell yes.

I build stuff that big and complex for like $6-700, usually. Definitely requires saving up but for an adult with a full time job it's not totally out of reach by any stretch of the imagination.

That is insanely normal. If I'm doing PIV, there's a vibrator too or else I've already gotten mine. ;)

So I one time also had a really similar pregnancy scare and I went to Planned Parenthood, they told me that the at home tests were very similar to what they do at the clinic and very accurate. When I was late with my period I really also focused in on stuff that could be perceived as a pregnancy symptom as well but I…

I am beyond annoyed right now. SERIOUSLY.