When I waited tables in college I had a few people who would come in regularly and always get the same thing. As long as they didn't expect me to remember what it was off the top of my head, it was definitely not mock-worthy.

The zoya ones are amaaaaazing. I really like Essie's Lots of Lux too, that polish single-handedly won me over to texture. It CAN be good!

According to w3cschools.com, it originally was 'horizontal rule' in HTML 4.01 and is now generally used for a thematic break.

"I don't watch GoT anymore but this doesn't seem spoilery to me!" Ok thanks

Between the enormous picture and the extremely clear reference to her dead son, it was definitely pretty difficult to figure out exactly who they were talking about!

No, there's text is on the Jezebel front page. I clicked and scrolled straight down just to express my crankiness.

There really isn't. But even if there were, why even fucking bother with a warning if you're going to lay out the article lead-in that way? What was the point of telling me that there were spoilers after the spoiler?

Turns out the spoiler tag is super, super useless if you put spoilers in front of it.

I'm not too traumatized or anything, ahha. Just kind of funny.

Darth Vader is his FATHER.

I honestly think it's kind of elitist, too. For those of us who can't afford HBO, for one example, the options are either pirate stuff quickly or wait until it comes out on DVD ages later. It's fucking irritating to act like everybody has the time and means to be super up to date with TV.

Irony: I did not know that happened until right now. Alas.

Oh, I know, and I'm not denying that it's a serious conservational problem or that they shouldn't be dealt with just because they're cute. I just feel bad for them because it's not really their fault that they were introduced in the first place, you know?

Almost worse because since they were introduced for the purpose of developing a fur trade, you just KNOW that they are soft as all hell. Maybe the ecological solution is for me to adopt ALL THE POSSUMS.

I just recently visited and I felt really bad for feeling terrible for all the possums and stoats! They really are so damaging but they are also adorable and they didn't ask to be taken to an island full of tasty, stupid birds. Poor things!

I'd maybe say 99.9%. Once at an old job, a customer very 'angrily' told me I had cursed, and when I was all "I'm so sorry, what did I say?" he replied "SCOTT WALKER" and we had a hearty laugh together. Fuck that guy.

Kind of funny, my favorites were Rarity and Pinkie Pie, then my best friend pointed out that I'm pretty much just Twilight Sparkle (total overachiever and workaholic who occasionally crashes and burns as a result of my own blindness to those traits, womp womp). I think I just like all the ponies at this point.

I've never had one dry up too much, maybe try screwing your tops on tighter? But also dried out or gloopy nail polish can pretty much always be reconstituted with a nail polish thinner! You can get it at Sally's Beauty. It usually only takes a few drops to help fix the consistency. A lot of people use it to thin out…