If I am pregnant and you force me to carry it to term, you are impacting my health care, whether the pregnancy is “safe” or not. A full-term pregnancy has a mental, physical, and emotional cost that women who want to give birth sign on for. If I do not want to pay those costs, having an abortion is in fact a matter of…

If it involves a medical doctor and my body, it’s fucking healthcare.

This insult only works because we place such a low value on human labor. Capitalists believe all of these blue collar jobs just get done. I’ve worked at factories, and I can assure you that the work doesn’t just get done. People do it.

Yeah, I didn’t get the impression here that she was implying that ALL hispanics are maids and janitors. She was going for the implications of “A Day Without A Mexican” and whatnot. But damn she flubbed the execution, though.

Look. I’m Mexican and I hate racists as much as you do. But many in my community are proud of being hard working people, yes, some of us scrub toilets for living and you know what they are proud of it because it’s hard and honest work. I think Kelly and other white people need to know that just as there are Mexican…

One time my husband and I were at Bdubs, and while our server was taking our order, the lady at the table behind our server legit starts snapping her fingers and tapping him on the arm. I would never actually, but I leaned sideways in my chair and with a totally straight face said, “I will fight you.” She was so taken…

This is going to be long, because I have a lot of pent up feelings.

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

Parenting classes, amirite? As a teacher, it really grinds my gears when a parent acts like I don‘t know shit about children. Don’t get me wrong, most parents are wonderful. For those who seem to think I’m a 12 yr old babysitter, I’d love to remind them that in order to get the privilege of teaching their child I did…

When I rule the world the punishment for snapping your fingers to summon a server shall be the loss of said digits. I can’t even read a description of someone doing that without a red haze descending across my vision.

OK, let’s go ahead and respond to this dipshit assertion, because people always make it on these posts. Generally, I ignore it because it’s so obviously fucking stupid, but we’re going to do this here and now. This is such a basically obvious point that I’d think anyone capable of tying their own shoes would get it,…

maybe it’s to do with how people find their “self worth”...a lot of that is tied into one’s profession

My gut reaction was “That’s an absurd theory. No one would inconvenience everyone else just to stick it to some black women”....then I remembered I live in America.

No, it’s their fault for having moderately thick books in their bags...

Yeah, I was expecting a bunch of morning drunk, lululemon wearing sorority girls causing a kerfuffle. Not a bunch of alums at a national conference carrying GASP!!! BOOKS!!!! Meanwhile, didn’t the TSA just fail like 97% surprise tests of screening actual guns, knives and incendiary devices?

“They want us fighting over who has the bigger pile of crumbs so we don’t realize they made off with almost the whole damn cake.”

I want this embroidered on a pillowcase.

Irrational TSA guidelines caused this delay.

Big Business, Organized Labor, and the Tea Party are all sitting around a table. A plate of delicious warm cookies arrives. Big Business takes 11 of the cookies then turns to Tea Party and points to the remaining cookie and says "psst! Organized Labor is trying to take your cookie!"

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.