We all are!

People like you are ruining conference comedy for our most romantic and confidently nose-haired Nobelists! And Seinfeld is on his way to your house in his third favorite Porsche to tell you all about it.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

The university’s statement is important, his resignation is appropriate, and I wish my first thought hadn’t been about his nose hair.

HOLY SMOKES!!! I am the writers’ PA on this show! I can say for a fact that CKA is a HUGE supporter of women on this side of the industry as well, not just in terms of delivering great female characters but of hiring and supporting great female writers. She doesn’t just talk the talk, she walks the walk. Our writing…

I hate what the phrase “strong female character” implies about women in media. You’d never hear the phrase “strong male character”.

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

Undocumented goats being paid cents on the dollar, no doubt. Thanks Ollama.

We had tirimisu for our wedding since neither of us love cake. Best wedding decision ever.

I was pro-choice before I got pregnant, but pregnancy really cemented my belief that access to free and safe abortions is one of the most important issues today. NO ONE should have to go through a pregnancy if they don’t want to. People who say “put the baby up for adoption if you don’t want it” can go fuck…

But did she wear a fake marmoset strapped to her to fool anti-rainforest activists?

They thought. She was wearing. A fake. Baby. Bump. Just to fuck with them.

How much more wanted and loved they will feel when she tells them that they were chosen, that they are alive because she chose not to kill them.

Prince will be talking to Jay-Z about possibly streaming it on Tidal.

I have no idea who any of these people are but....umm... since when was a dark suit and slicked back hair like a *signature* look? I mean, like my husband looks and dresses like that and frequently does his hair like that. And so do a shit ton of other men. like, what the fuck is that even about? Sorry but these…