Here is an exhaustive list of things that are not like rape:

It was original in that it wasn’t shit. Those things, on the other hand...

I played Fallout New Vegas on my Surface Pro 3 today. Not bad for a computer the size of an A4 page and weighing 800g.

In all likelihood, she was acting like a self-entitled asshole and made a mess on purpose to teach those punks at Dairy Queen a lesson.

I’ve been pretty fat and I’ve been not fat. I’ve found it’s really a matter of where you are and how people around you act. I’m 6’1” and I’ve been 200ish for most of my adult life. Even when I’m carrying extra, my height hides it pretty well.

That was actually way more polite than most people would have been. What a dumb as shit question.

Yuluma Boofhead is not a good poet name for me.

This is getting close to some serious, Manson-style word salad.

I’m only going for a little bit of hyperbole when I ask this:

There’s a good chance it was an honest mistake. He’s such a bullshit sexist that he honestly doesn’t understand why punishing 14 year old girls for not eye fucking him hard enough and then giving them pity points for being girls is unacceptable.

I was amazed that they didn't instantly break out the "Kiss me, I'm Duff!" stickers.

This is an unexpectedly Shpadoingle story.

I was hoping to see this utter shitpile posted here. So glad to see that this didn’t go unnoticed.

Go check my account history. I’ve been in here since before Kinja. I’m not a special account made by Asciel specifically to harass you. I didn’t see Asciel say anything harassing or sexist. If I missed it, please point it out.

Let me rephrase: You have no right to decide what he does in his personal life, so your opinion of it is unwanted and pointless.

You don’t understand ethics. Performing an act that you know for a fact will result in human suffering because it could possibly lessen it somewhere else is not an ethical act.

I’m not sure it’s all that slippery. Cheating is wrong, but doesn’t mean you lose your right to privacy. The hack was a breach of privacy. That was wrong and a completely different issue to the cheating.

Ok, I can see your reasoning. So fair call. Not a troll.

I never saw any posts of you saying you were queer or poly. What I did see is you trying to defend the idea that there’s some moral high ground attainable from exposing these people and then trying to turn the disagreeing response you got into perpetuating abuse. That whole argument you had with Asciel was bizarre and…

You missed the part where they forgot they all had a million allergies and ate shell fish, ice cream with cheesecake, then washed it down with nice, milky coffee. Even if they had actual allergies as opposed to MAGICAL SOMETIMES ALLERGIES, they didn’t have to be complete shitlords about it. Restaurants will almost…