So... people who want the right to be recognised as the gender they feel is correct for them are “confused”.

One time at a bar with friends of friends, a (30 something, white) woman in our group realised she had torn a huge hole in her stockings.

I honestly believe the secret to a happy life with your partner is putting on some cool music, knocking the tops off a couple of beers and cooking together.

Supposedly he has been quoted saying that the wedding was for him and specifically not for his wife.

His family are also eye-ball deep in a multi-million dollar real estate scandal and the wedding was postponed so his father could be released from prison. He was there because of the previous multi-million dollar real estate scandal.

No news that I’ve heard, but I haven’t been looking for it to be honest.

Oh I forgot about that! They don’t produce methane. Some sort of naturally occuring enzyme in their digestive tracts.

A lot of Australian suburbia is pretty much surrounded by forest and a lot of that forested land is protected national park. Out in the suburbs near that stuff, this is not unheard of. Still not common, but not unheard of.

Let’s just assume that we aren’t going to stop farming animals for food and utility. So, if we are going to farm animals, we should be farming more kangaroo.

YOU OWE HIM YOU STUCK UP BITCHES

So this guy is an awesome feminist, right?

A gram is probably about... the size of a malteaser? Give or take. So half that.

Let’s not stop sexual violence with the threat of more sexual violence.

I donated nearly 50kg of books to a library. Not all of them were in perfect condition, but none of them were broken, or soiled. They took them all happily.

She hosted the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards a few times. That enough?

She has the audacity to be gay, fat, and opinionated. NOT TO MENTION that her opinions are all her being mad at being treated like a second class citizen.

That’s not irrational. You are rationally upset. Because it’s rational to be upset over something so fucked up.

Masculinity be damned. If you’ve got a good bartender, frozen fruit daiquiris are amazing.

Some opinions are objectively wrong.

WTF Pinkham? I came here for something funny and all I got was some bullshit about how everyone likes shit that is objectively terrible.