Hilarious. That is what Piss Christ is.

Today is a sad day for food everywhere.

Realtalk for about 10 seconds, here:

I’ve been looking for a word for this for SO LONG.

This is the last two years of my life summarised in a paragraph. Add a whole lot of video gaming in there and it’s perfect.

If he still acts like that at 35, that’s probably just him now. Condolences. You dated a crybaby manchild.

So what I’m getting out of this is that the Puppies campaign is some sort of stealth MRA campaign to keep sci-fi as some sort of 1950’s “White Jesus Saves The Nubile Alien Women” thing.

Every time I think “This is it. We’ve hit Peak Fox News”, I’m always proven to be stupid and wrong.

For real... Video games. They just eat up hours on end and then all of a sudden it’s dark and I’ve left someone waiting at a bus station for 17 days in the snow and they’re being attacked by bears.

He’s probably just a weak-kneed buttlord who doesn’t want to feel like the bad guy by breaking up with you.

I semi-ghosted my way out of a long term, long distance relationship. I was purposely hard to get into contact with for a few months. Not because I wanted to be a jerk, but because I was feeling trapped in a relationship where my girlfriend had invested way too much of her daily happiness on me being around and i knew…

I’m not surprised by most of these. I had hoped for better from Selma Blair. Now I’m not allowed to have a crush on her, which is TERRIBLE.

Dat hairhat tho

The joys of Betamax.

Everyone in my office claims to love tea. Then they pull out a sampler box of Lipton or Twinings fruit teas and I die a little.

Goddamn. There aren’t enough butts in existence for her kicking fever to be properly satisfied.

Not to mention that it doesn’t taste like all of your painful childhood memories given form.

Disgusting, sugary, fruit flavoured yoghurt (That’s the spelling. Stop ruining spelling, AMERICA) is a curse on all of humanity.

Although we had one or two years where we seemed to be pretty flush, I had a big family with not a big budget. There was one year there that was so lean, I’m amazed that Christmas wasn’t cancelled. Frankly, my parents were amazing to give us the things they did. My partner’s childhood was oddly similar.

An ex girlfriend of mine had the same thing. She knew they were reasonably well-off, but her parents specifically hid just how well-off they were. She figured it out when she was about 13 when she realised that her father being an important person in a company that deals in oil is probably quite well paid.