Look, you don’t know that. I don’t know that.

Me at 23 and me at 26 are two entirely different people. A lot can change in three years.

Common sense isn’t common at all.

We live in a culture that thinks winning by a lot in a game is “raping” the other players. People will tell you with a straight face that George Lucas raped Star wars with the new trilogy. South Park wanted to tell us that Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull was bad, so they showed a scene where George Lucas and…

A handful? A handful this year? Sure. There’s probably a half dozen or so each year that are big enough to get some press about it.

I loved it as a kid and when my (now ex) girlfriend wanted to see it for the first time, I was very keen. I hadn’t seen it since I was about 13. She, being a Japanese American, was pretty unimpressed.

If there’s a 1% chance that completely arbitrary social interaction can get you murdered, then you’d best avoid that interaction as often as possible.

paired with an Indian sidekick named Sanjit. Instead of hunting down a criminal’s ex-wife, it’s tracking down a lost flash drive…that finds its way to a kids’ classroom.

I finally joined a game for the first time and all the monsters have 180 BILLION health.

Yeah, but I’m kinda awful... Thanks though!

I like to rotate my ladies first.

He is mistaken. Australia is often stupid and terribly misgoverned, but America has a lot of people and a hell of a lot more chance to show how crazy it is.

That’s not true. Mostly. I hope.

Silent majority my arse. Australia overwhelmingly supports marriage equality. Last survey I saw showed about a 70% support rate, with a special note that the figure is only as low as that because very old people skew it towards the negative side.

Skyler alternated between being a complete asshole and the most sympathetic character in the show. We loved her, hated her, felt all kinds of things about her. We always gave a shit because she was a damn good character.

I’ve never liked the phrase. It implies that female characters are weak by default, not convention. The convention has been to write male characters well and female characters not so well. That’s laziness in writing. Addressing and correcting that is as simple as giving as much attention to all of the characters and…

I don’t think your ego needs any more stroking at this point, but this is pretty much what I would have liked to have said, but you used far fewer words.

Our goddamn society says a lot of fucked up stuff. We don’t have to perpetuate it.

THEY ALL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AMIRITE?!

Osaka castle is pretty damn intimidating. I don't understand what was unimpressive about it.