I hear people say "Cup of Chino" and I want to murder everyone. I blame the cafe owners who thought it was cute to call a large coffee a "Mugaccino".

Seriously, that picture of her with the rifle looks badass as fuck. This lady is so damn cool.

In my head your post is being said by an old Macedonian man I used to know. Broken English, thick accent, resigned shrug at the final phrase... It's perfect.

I watch community access tv pretty regularly, but somehow this is the weirdest thing I've seen in a while.

This is thankfully changing. The ball started rolling on this in the 80's and it will keep rolling until we have things cleaned up. It just takes a lot of time and uncovers a lot of people who were failed when they needed help the most.

I dated a traditional Southern Lady-like lady from NC for almost two years. She sounded perfectly neutral until she got through a few drinks, or something angried up the blood. Then it was serious country talk.

Nowadays I'm back living in a country where shops stock the things that customers want to buy. I can actually buy clothes that fit me again. It's great!

Yeah, you can order them online, but one size in two different brands can feel totally different. I lived in Japan for six years and they quite literally do not manufacture shoes above a size 10 men's.

Guys do this, except the opposite way. "Oh, I wear like size 15. Yeah." Then they buy giant clown shoes.

She's so shopped in this picture she looks like a weird humanoid muppet.

Yeah, of course. Not all of Texas, but a significant number of people voted these pieces of human detritus into power and keep voting people like them into power.

Oh, I don't mean all the people in Texas. It's a big place. It couldn't possibly be filled entirely with assholes. But enough people had to vote these garbage humans in to power for it to be at least a fair number.

Seeing drinks are being offered, next time you are in Australia, my partner and I would love to buy you one.

Dear Texas,

No! NNNNNO! That's a bad Television! No! Stop it!

Yeah I guess there are recipes for it that work fine for vegans. But pretty much all commercial chocolate has multiple non-vegan friendly things in it. Going to a random store and expecting their chocolate to be vegan friendly is either silly or obnoxious, depending on the situation.

Tabasco in guacamole?

I moved in with my partner less than 3 months after we started dating simply because it was the least annoying way to deal with 3 different countries' worth of immigration laws.

You gotta get it to spread before anyone dies. It's tough.