This feels weird but... Iggy is right.

I haven't even heard Beck's new album, but he makes rad music and has a muppet version of his whole band who play on stage. Beyonce makes pretty good pop.

You see, it's not sexual harrassment. Men can have sexy butts, too.

Well, your call, I guess.

This woman is a very attractive woman. I don't even understand all my feels, here.

Why is he using a Russian gun here?

Nope. Destroying somebody's genitals is a bad move. It's always a bad move. I'd go as far as to say there's never a good time to go ahead and destroy somebody's genitals.

I'm not sure how to phrase this in a way that doesn't make it sound like you are bad and hurt my feelings or something like that, but this upsets me.

Good to see the government doing at least one thing right.

a four-legged man shaking his willy about

You're all doing very well!

So there are how many male candidates every election? Do they suffocate the really great female candidates every other election? Is this the most inane bullshit ever?

This is the funniest thing I've read so far this year.

I am surprised at this.

Correct. The Prime Minister is Tony, or Tones if he's doing something ridiculous (he's always Tones).

Punch. No sword involved. It is also an identical animation be the recipient of said punch male, female, deity temporarily inhabiting human form, humanoid reptilian, or 500 year old human/dragon hybrid with four arms. There's plenty wrong with the depictions of women in video games. There's no reason whatsoever to go…

This is so fucking rad. What a bunch of garbage cock faces.

Pretty sure I'm gay now.

Pinkham seems to have the world's worst taste in pizza. Hates olives, hates, pineapple, hates pepperoncini. Likes anchovies... I bet he likes mayonnaise on his pizza.