Having your safety and possibly even your life endangered for the crime of walking into the door with the "wrong" picture on the front doesn't seem like a frivolous worry to me, or most people with a functioning sense of reason.

Executioner was a for real job title back when people used to be executed a lot. A surprisingly professional job, at that.

Yeah, pretty much.

It's REALLY hard to cleanly behead a person. As weird as it sounds, it should be done by a professional.

The only thing sexier than yoga pants is mustard stained trackpants.

What if a woman is in an abusive relationship? Why would she want to bring a child into that household?

That is a pretty rare combo right there.

These women look like they are having a fucking awesome time doing a tough job. I love these so much.

Oh man I wonder where something stupid could ever ha- oh. Florida. Right.

Lorde is 18. She's cool to drink in New Zealand and given that it's New Zealand, she very likely drnak a long time before that.

I caught a wombfish THIS BIG

Yeah pretty much came to post this.

Ugh. This fucking movie and everything about it. UGH.

Thirsty from all the ecstasy he took the night before.

This fucking guy.

I believe so. He's the mascot for a Japanese phone company. They are a big family. The mother and sister are Japanese, but dad is a dog and their son is a 6'3" African American dude named Dante. Nobody ever mentions these things about either of them.

He's also a Space Dog.

My first thought was that if bringing a woman on the show makes young girls want to be gay, then they were already gay... because, you know, they were attracted to a woman.

I love Lucy... Pretty sure that all the implied beating of wives in that show makes for great kids TV!

This guy is what the protagonists in Ben Stiller movies would be in that alt world.