The Lord helps those who help themselves to not be fucking stupid.

Not gonna lie... I cackled just a little.

You can hit stuff with it and make it do The Helicopter.

Goddamnit. Beat me to it.

That's actually really sad. Not even making jokes anymore, that is genuinely really shitty.

Fuck. Yes.

Saying that he won't stop someone doing something isn't the same as wanting them to do it.

Seems like to some extent this piece was sort of self flagellation for his movie/plagiarism/breakdown.

Makes sense I suppose. It just amazes me. Not just the types of foods, but the quality as well.

*Reinstalls all the Stalker games again*

The only romance novel anyone ever got me to read and enjoy was The Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons.

Yeah I was kinda thinking that strike one was being a rapist. But I guess in terms of making yourself look like an unrepetant reptile, that's pretty much his 3 strikes.

Don't stop drinking. Not ever.

Does it matter either way? Jeez, man. Relax.

How the hell can one country be home to pulled pork and sarsaparilla , but also home to ALL OF THIS? Half of this stuff seems like a parody of a 1950's cookbook.

I was done with Gwen when she decided that Japanese women were fashion accessories.

I think Betty White might be number one on my list of "famous people to party with"

In order to solve problems, you look at where the problems are. If you plumbing is a mess, you don't just say "I care about my whole house!" and start work on repainting the den. You get your plumbing fixed and the whole house is better as a result. This is no different.

So in focusing on humans, do you just say "Well, let's improve humans!" and leave it at that? Or do you target particular groups of disenfranchised humans and try to engineer ways to help those people become equal?

At some point in the 80's, computer companies stopped trying to advertise to or for women. At some point there seemed to be a very solid change in marketing and computers became a Boy's Thing. It's pretty amazing to see the graduating class pictures on the walls in university IT departments going from being more or…