Yeah... not clicking that at work.

Actually, it's about ethics in football journalism.

I'm thinking something transphobic. That's still funny, right?

Never share a toothbrush. Not ever.

That's some seriously gutsy shit. For this one story of her getting big name support, she must've had so much bullshit heaped on her by the less empathetic parts of the student body.

My uncle spent some years inside and he used to tell stories of inmates hiding watermelon rinds on their bodies after meal times. The rinds make pretty good hooch.

I'm upset whenever anyone I meet isn't a dinosaur.

The Japanese have been doing this for a long time. There's a hot spring theme park with all kinds of baths to dip into. There are several red wine baths.

It's like Freud.

Aaaaand we've brought down the Hitler Hammer in record time, folks!

It's code for "Blacks, browns, poors, and sluts should stop fucking."

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you pro sports!

I'd buy it.

I would've lost my damn mind. Someone in my office uses it. She sends emails to our offices all over the damn world in purple comic sans and everytime I get cc'ed in on them I just die a little.

I can't tell if this is a very funny joke, or a very funny serious post.

I don't think I'm the one not relaxed here. But hey, I apologise:

I love me some modern art and I love me this buttplug.

Once again, Merkel shows that she is The Fucking Boss.

Read the thread I guess? I don't know where I got it from. I've been doing it for a long time. I explained that. I never said it was mine. I just said I did it.

It's double funny because you posted that right under the comment accusing me of plagiarism.