I thought this said "to look Aslan" and I immediately clicked to see some idiot kid try to look like a Jesus lion.

I suppose theoretically we are supposed to be treating animals used for meat and other byproducts humanely when they are alive. The narrative is that they don't live in pain and their deaths are swift and as pain-free as is possible. Obviously that's bullshit, but that's the story.

I'll admit that I was secretly hoping for this.

The entire argument will always come down to consent.

Except this guy is being universally ridiculed.

The judge is being torn to shreds over this. It's great!I honestly hope they give him the boot for this.

This is the most feel-worthy picture I've seen so far.

Anal Bum Cover.

English spelling, grammar, and phonetics all come together in a huge ball of broken and stupid. For everything that makes sense somewhere, there's a similar thing that makes none.

English spelling, grammar, and phonetics all come together in a huge ball of broken and stupid. For everything that makes sense somewhere, there's a similar thing that makes none.

I don't really understand what you are getting at here.

I know it's standard American. It just annoys me because of Reasons. Don't even start me "pepper". I'll burst a blood vessel.

You know, I've had an annoying, shitty couple of days. It's 2am and I'm sitting at work and I'm just kind of pissy about everything.

Goddamn these are some attractive people.

Ask and you shall receive:

I can't read this anymore unless I do this one thing: Cheque.

I would think you must be no fun at parties, but your username makes me want to watch Freddie Mercury ride a horse with a gorilla.

My partner has a crush on Michael Ironside's voice. Not Michael Ironside... he looks like what came out of a bag full of rocks and porridge after a good, long stint in the paint mixer. Just his voice.

I think you need to spend more time around small children to properly appreciate how callous, cold and cruel they can be. Not out of spite, or even out of sick fun. They just don't have any personal experience to compare the situation to.