anawfulman
Awful Man
anawfulman

I already feel like an internet stalker for asking, but my curiosity for gossip burns. Would I be too forward in asking which prefecture?

Now... do you dare google that username and see what wiley Mr Wiley does in his spare time?

I found out my little brother was a furry... but this??? Goddamn

I'm being completely honest when I say this lady is fucking awesome.

Joe is a loose cannon, but he gets results!

Come to Australia, brushtail possums are not only native, they aren't pests (unless they live in your roof), and they have adapted pretty well to living alongside humans in suburban environments (where they sometimes live in your roof). Ringtail possums are somehow actually cuter. If that's possible.

The erectile tissue in penises is essentially what Kif's (from Futurama) whole body is made of. I'm not sure how much harder or easier it would be to sculpt that. It's more or less a bunch of empty sacks that fill up and empty.

Shh! Everybody, listen! As a straight white man I would like to talk loudly about why I like this comic!

I liked it, but I guess I think of it as gallows humour to help us through a tough situation.

That movie was quietly brilliant. I still watch it on occasion just so I can be reminded that is really was that good.

Left handers could've told everyone this years ago. Ever tried masturbating with your right hand? It's terrible!

I'm Australian, but my accent is incredibly neutral. I lived in a non-English speaking country for a long time and whenever native English speakers met me, they would be amazed that I'm Australian.

Then you know 4 men who like to slam their dicks in car doors or something...

Hating on Elmo?

There are no rules. I'm a straight guy with no concept of fashion unless it pertains to a damn fine suit.

I have beaded bracelets I picked up as gifts while on a Buddhist pilgrimage a few years ago. I wear them almost everyday. They are awesome.

Real falafels and beef tongue are two of the best damn foods on earth.

Putrefied eggs are an awesome food with a name that translates poorly. I used to eat them all the time.

Are you some sort of Japan expert? Your daughter likes J-Pop and anime. Is that the extent? I'm honestly curious. I have a pretty good grasp of Japan and the culture. There's definitely a problem in sexualising young adolescents, but this isn't it.

Lolita fashion doesn't mean what you think it means.