Come to Australia, brushtail possums are not only native, they aren't pests (unless they live in your roof), and they have adapted pretty well to living alongside humans in suburban environments (where they sometimes live in your roof). Ringtail possums are somehow actually cuter. If that's possible.

The erectile tissue in penises is essentially what Kif's (from Futurama) whole body is made of. I'm not sure how much harder or easier it would be to sculpt that. It's more or less a bunch of empty sacks that fill up and empty.

Shh! Everybody, listen! As a straight white man I would like to talk loudly about why I like this comic!

I liked it, but I guess I think of it as gallows humour to help us through a tough situation.

Left handers could've told everyone this years ago. Ever tried masturbating with your right hand? It's terrible!

I'm Australian, but my accent is incredibly neutral. I lived in a non-English speaking country for a long time and whenever native English speakers met me, they would be amazed that I'm Australian.

Then you know 4 men who like to slam their dicks in car doors or something...

There are no rules. I'm a straight guy with no concept of fashion unless it pertains to a damn fine suit.

I have beaded bracelets I picked up as gifts while on a Buddhist pilgrimage a few years ago. I wear them almost everyday. They are awesome.

Real falafels and beef tongue are two of the best damn foods on earth.

Putrefied eggs are an awesome food with a name that translates poorly. I used to eat them all the time.

Are you some sort of Japan expert? Your daughter likes J-Pop and anime. Is that the extent? I'm honestly curious. I have a pretty good grasp of Japan and the culture. There's definitely a problem in sexualising young adolescents, but this isn't it.

Lolita fashion doesn't mean what you think it means.

I have more than the slightest idea about the culture and I still think you are full of shit.

I can't watch the video at work, but their first big single was about how bullying kids at school is for jerks. It included a melodramatic bearded dude running across a field in slow motion, screaming at the sky, and weeping in front of a burnt guitar embedded in the ground.

Australian possums are adorable. I could never figure out why Americans hated possums so much. Then I found out that they were basically really big, angry rats that live in trees.

Come on! Tiny hands are one of the things that make animals cute!

We got fish with hands. That work?

A small child cannot be reasoned with. They don't understand things such as "That is hot and will burn you so badly that you will be scarred for life". In situations where there is no time to explain danger, or the child couldn't possibly understand the danger, a small smack to the hand reaching toward the dangerous…

Howabout it's a good film?