Turtle sex is one of the funniest things ever.

One of my closest friends in high school was dating a guy at 17 who had a pretty bad home life. He moved in with her and her family after only about 3 months of dating. That was 12 years ago. They've been married for 4.

*do. Not so. Typing is hard and it won't let me edit oh god

You didn't call me one. You called him one.

It was either an attempt to get a rise out of you, or a question as to why people from everywhere insist on holding other people to higher standards than they so themselves.

I don't see how a discussion that two people participate in is one person not letting it go.

It's not a matter of taking things personally. I'm a white guy, but it really isn't even that I sympathise with him. He did something stupid and was rightfully pulled up on it. He then did what he could to make amends. Most haven't read it as self-congratulatory.

So what can the guy do? Physically throw himself on The floor at your feet?

Medical problem?fix it. Cut that sucker off.

Your opinion is objectively wrong. Sorry for your loss.

I know in being a pedant but the plural of testicle is testes!

Someone honestly and voluntarily gives up their position of power because they want to be better and they see the problem in judging someone when they essentially hold all the cards.

Oh hey. I read your post on kotaku. I wasn't terribly nice about my reply from memory. Sorry man. I'm glad someone else was nicer than me and that you took the time to think about what they said.

Youknow what's great? You could learn from his apology.

Three minutes?

My mother grew up in the shittiest of areas and in a household so abusive and violent that all four children still carry scars and her brother still has a tic at age 60. When she was about twelve years old, she and her little sister found their father dead on the couch with a belly full of whisky and pills. She…

These people are fucking awful. What a waste of resources it is keeping these people alive.

I didn't think my girlfriend was at all 'hot' when I met her. She was certainly pretty, but I guess she didn't seem to stir any kind of sexual feelings in me at all. Then I got to know her and she became more and more attractive to me every time I saw her.

There's no ethical way to ensure years of sexual torture, so this is as close as it gets.