No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

Spirit of Eggstacy

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Air BNB.

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Don’t follow the hot takes formed by listening to teams whining about EoT (because every single race car team whines; if you aren’t, you aren’t trying hard enough). EoT actually gave the privateers a big boost.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

When I bought my ST in 2016, I was able to use the x-plan and all available incentives. Sticker on my ST2 was $30,010, with no haggling, x-plan, and incentives, price dropped to $25,300. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a grown man whining about the level of detail of a kid’s toy meant to spark imagination.

Maybe you could use a pair of these.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

I find it hilarious that it is literally in better condition than every single one of Tracy’s projects.

I do not want to be that person, and I hate that I am about to be, but no one from San Francisco calls it “Frisco”. It’s “The City”, those pretentious pricks.

Congratulations, Mr. Ford 999, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep Wrangler which this lovely lady will deliver when she is finishes washing it.

You must be new here.

I took my F355 to Costco once. Pretty sure I burned more gas money waiting in the line than I saved by going to Costco.