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That one I beat. LOL

It’s OK. I understand. I don’t want it either.

I DON’T WANT YOUR COMPANY OKAY

Fancy Kristen,

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

When are you guys going to come on an off-road camping type adventure in Mexico with me?

Dramatic as in a podium position being in flux in the last seconds of the race you cynical bastards. 

It should also be mentioned that Helen currently daily drives a 991 Carrera S with a manual and is most definitely cooler than all of us. :)

PATRICK GEORGE I demand more Kristen deadpan comedy (please). Bloody hilarious.

There are three voice-overs from the OT as whispers to hear.

“sunburn” was also a complaint. the things I do for them...

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

Müller was able to fend off Pilet’s multiple attacks at the very end to win it for Ford.

Congratulations, Mr. Canadian Moose, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Honda which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes washing it.

How is “Resting bitchface” a thing but “conspicuous scumbagface” not? I mean, I can’t be the only one looking at these pictures and getting instantaneous “unpaid child support warrant” vibe?

very nicely written, RIP to both of these men