Well, this guy hasn't snapped out of his cultural conditioning either.

john and jane are fucking dicks so we shouldn't even be inviting them to this wedding.

I'm confused. How can "Mrs. John Doe" possibly be grammatically correct if the woman is neither a Mrs. nor has the last name Doe?

To all those vendors:

Nice try, but you spelled everything correctly and there are no "1"s mixed in with your exclamation points.

Damned good apology. None of that "so sorry you're mad" bullshit.

I am really sorry to interrupt your very valid point but could she be ANY cuter?

Look. If you're an American who doesn't think the police treating peaceful protests in Ferguson with the level of invading a hostile enemy city is over reacting, I just don't know what to say to you. Obviously, you're an idiot.

She was 2o the first time she got cat-called? Where'd she grow up, an island with no straight men in it?

Oh, look at that, it's officially drink o'clock, because the world is just too damn depressing.