Wow, Kefka looks like a cross between the joker and liberace.

Finally, I can hop in my quantum mustang and do drive bys on Alpha Centauri and be back for dinner.

Well it is a fine line between genius and madness, and some people like to dance on both sides of that line.

Man, it starts pretty minor and then gets crazy. A lip laceration, then it’s like skull fractures, temporary paralysis... o.O I’m wondering if he is actually Wolverine, but with acting talent.

These are super cool :)

I love that one! The shot of downtown Boston is cool too. There is a cool picture out there somewhere of a Mr. Handy endorsing Abraxo. :)

Damn, that is awesome! Great job!

This is sweet! I have to ask though, is Nintendo really stopping making metroid games? Because if so, that is dumb as hell. I grew up with metroid as it evolved over the years. :/

Authors put their own views and belief in their work? Shocking. In other news, water is wet.

Oh man, that’s hilarious. Who knew Chris also wrote the formulas behind dating sites back in the 90s?

That’s pretty cool! Other choices, Robbie the Robot, Mega Maid, Rosie the bitchy maid, a giant bender, robo zoidberg, that giant spider from wild wild west, c-3p0 complete with whiny quotes (imagine c-3p0 whining and tossing nukes)

She seems like she is so close to being either a candygram or a strippergram. I’ve got no idea what she was going for, but I’m sure the whispers from the elder gods in her head helped pick that outfit.

Now I want to see Mario get a 5 star wanted level and drop helicopters piloted by Lakitus using a fire flower bazooka.

Oh Saints Row, how I love you. It was like someone decided the fun parts of the old GTA games were what people liked, and then made the whole game around insanity. Now if Mario could wield a 3' long dildo bat, I’d buy Odyssey day one.

Not upset that they are going away. The nostalgia for the pre-expansion game is annoying. PvP sucked except for those that could be on nearly constantly due to the ranking system, classes were laughably balanced, some specs weren’t even viable for anything. Farming instances and materials constantly for materials,…

Heya! I was actually wondering the same thing! Thanks for clearing it up. I didn’t realize how long it takes to master a character, but then again I’ve never known anyone personally who was that good to begin with. :)

I’m sorry, I don’t care if they are “national heroes”, members of that unit and command chain are guilty of war crimes, and should be tried as such. We need to set a god damn example. You commit atrocities, then you better be ready to pay the fucking piper.

Damn, that sucks. I thought the game looked pretty cool. The worst part is that the studio is probably going to take a financial hit from this, and people could lose jobs. What a fucking great way to start the new year. :(

When the joints have moved, it’s easily id’d as a finger. When it’s extended, it looks like someone stuck their dick in an electric socket.

Nothing gets me hotter than Error on line 4, variable “turnons” not declared.