WOW. Seriously, it’s like who is the worst possible person for the people it will affect for every position.

You know...after reading an actual shit ton this week...I think as long as they make things WORSE for minorities, so asshole backwoods bumfuck white people are just SLIGHTLY better off, they’ll be happy. I think the problem is those white people feel like minorities right now and they hate it.

We really need to reclaim the word pussy. Pussies are tough, balls are weak. These are just facts.

It was totally racism.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if Barack & Michelle bought a new house in DC and painted it black?

Dr. Ben Carson is being considered for both Health and Human Services and Education Secretary, based, I guess, solely on irony.

Plus, croissants. You’ll know me by the way I say it, baby!

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

And send them this as their #AllHolidaysMatter ecard

This is what the resistance feels like. Get used to it.

I am also a white chick that is unsure quite what to do at the moment. So I just texted some friends who are going to be affected by assholes in public or by very real deportation orders that may come down and said - ‘Hey. This week has sucked, huh? I want you to know I love you and am thinking of you. If shit goes…

Wait just a second here...I thought she was a frigid bitch, not emotional and human. Huh.

You remember when they asked John Kasich if he wanted to be VP? And said he’d be in charge of foreign and domestic policy? As in....all of it?

Do we get to smoke cigarettes and wear kicky little berets?! I’m SO IN.

Yet another reason I believe he never planned on winning. He wanted attention and money from the boosted fame, but fuck no did he actually want this job.

Do you think his recruitment process starts with ‘Do you HATE the marginalized group that you find yourself to be a member of? Have I got the job for YOU!’

You’re wrong, but it’s cool. It’ll probably happen again sometime.

A guy at the gym told me to smile this morning and I just stared directly at him until his balls went back up into his body.

Yeah, we all thought America was different too. Stand strong and get your asses to the polls.

I don’t know what to tell you because that’s fucking awful.