I only count consensual partners. Raped once. 18 total partners.

“Well, again, I think we have a tendency to focus on the wrong thing there. The problem is that there are those who are being taught that if someone disagrees with you, you have the right to interfere with their First Amendment rights,” Carson murmured.

Check out January Jones’ younger photos for a counterpoint.

I’m moving in to my sister’s basement soon for a couple of months. She has a 3 yr old and 1 yr old. This is totally happening, because kids in general drive me a little bonkers.

I’m worse, because I laughed at the headline and then read the article.

Shoot. Was I not supposed to laugh?

Oh shitchya, c’mon down lady. It’s gorgeous and we have weed!

Yes, altitude and where you are at in the state are contributing factors. Denver, though, is really nice. If it snows, it’s gone in no time. It’s been in the 60s for the past three weeks already. However, my measuring stick prior to living here are Nebraska and Boston winters. If you’re in Miami, Denver might seem…

Colorado? I live in Colorado and it’s pretty fantastic. Denver has amazingly mild winters, actually. Politics are also good here as long as you’re not in the podunk parts. (lookin’ at you, Weld County!)

This, right after the study that says increasing access to birth control reduces the number of abortions and not that shutting down medical facilities is what reduces the number of abortions.

Thank you for your really kind words to an internet stranger. Honestly, putting this out there anonymously has helped. And that is the book that did it for me too! Can’t recommend it enough. The way she presented the information was the perfect balance of firm/gentle that I needed.

What if I type it out on my Notes on my phone? Tell my BFF where it is? That counts, right?

I just snort-laughed and hurt myself.

It’s a really good song by The Mavericks, too. I listen to it when I need to laugh cry.

I got married at 27. Still married at 35, but it’s on its last legs. I am struggling with the idea of not having this person in my life who I’ve grown up with for the past 15 years, but a lot of this discussion rings true for me.

Your use of this gif is so funny because 30 Rock and Studio 60 came out at the same time and I remember everyone saying that 30 Rock would blow and be done in one year and Studio 60 would be amazeballs. And then the opposite happened.

You can’t gather the kindling, set everything in the ring, douse it with a gallon of lighter fluid, hand someone a match and be surprised when you lose your eyebrows.

I thank you for your beautiful and well thought out response. Fuck McConnell should be our rallying cry when we cry-laugh on election night. I refuse to believe that America will elect Trump. Who would fill his cabinet with his children and all the white yes-men he can find.

Yes. Someone with EGOT should deserve it, but it’s kind of like a subpar runner finishing a marathon. You’re so close! You’ve been training for so long!

Lawless and The Revenant are my favorite. But I’m woefully behind on his work. Watch! Dude is GOOD.