This is the most notable FSU suspension since when their fans had to suspend disbelief about him being a rapist.

So which is it? You guys were all upset at Jameis for fucking her inappropriately in the pussy. Make up your mind, people!

Lesson for the day: saying, "Fuck her right in the pussy," isn't ok, but actually doing it without her consent is.

My Tamagotchis starved to death when I was prevented from breast-feeding them in public.

Shit, I remember I found one at my bus stop on the way to school, an orange one. It was badass and everyone was jealous. But some kid in my class claimed it was his (it wasn't) and the teacher made me give it to him... assholes.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

So, now that there's evidence, does Roger Goodell reevaluate his suspension? Or does Ray Rice get off with the two games because this happened after the fact?

I really hope Roger Goodell never saw this video because if he did and thought, "Two games? Yeah, two games." Jesus Christ.

Prople are made up of mostly water. All I have to do is put my fist is some ice cubes for a little while then go around punching people for charity.

Ok, this Ice Bucket shit needs to end.

Please god, let this stupid friggin' thing just go away.

Concern Troll: [reads about Sams release]

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

It's unfortunate because Michael Sam is attempting to become the first openly gay player in the NFL, something of enormous symbolic importance, and while no one wants him to be judged by anything but his merits as a football player, many sports fans were and are rooting for him to succeed.

Nope. She is definitely saying "Fuckin' hell."

Seems like child abuse, this challenge has gotten out of hand, just contribute to ALS Research. I'll bet most that are doing it has no idea what it's for.

While I would like to believe that this child said "fuck your mouth" did anyone else hear a cockney-ish "fucking hell"?

You maintain away Mark! You're wrong, but you just keep on keepin on.

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I hate this kind of dress cut. It makes her legs look so stocky.