He got this kinda backward: If I ever missed work because I got injured lifting a jet ski, I would definitely claim it was a cocaine suspension.

Ha! ;)

Ha! If you only knew the torture this man bestowed upon me (and his ex)... and interestingly, I think he honestly thought he was doing the right thing.. "I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but yes, I did go fuck her during my last visitation. I HAD TO in order to see my child!"

"Even with the best intentions — why tell your girlfriend you're getting that drink with your ex just to get her all upset over nothing? — secrets often start to fester before you know it."

See, the premise here is off — it's usually not done "with the best intentions"; it's done to avoid hassle or awkwardness or…

There are things about me that NO ONE will ever know. And I'll tell them straight up. They will have to be ok with it. Some things are just too private.

What happened to the real wedding? They've been promoting it since they let the ring designer give a thousand interviews about how their love is unlike any other. And they've been teasing it every time they have a film to promote. Jolie talked about it endlessly during her Maleficent campaign. Brad said it was…

I have zero sympathy for Hamas, just for Palestinian civilians dying because Hamas provokes Israel for propaganda victories and Israel happily hands them over.

You mean the living room in the house I built in your yard? Sure, once you throw some fireworks at me then I can kill your entire family and bulldoze what's left of your yard. That's how this works, right?

Please, if we ever actually were treated on our own soil the way Palestinians are on theirs friggin' Barney would be singing songs about gutting the Chinese occupiers and Sesame Street would show how to make IEDs.

As for your second point—do you think Israel should be allowed to continue existing (within the pre-67 borders)?

It does matter why they're angry. Their anger doesn't justify their actions. But understanding their anger is the key to a solution.

So you're of the opinion that if America were annexed by a foreign power that shunted our people into ghettos and took the occasional thrown rock as an excuse to rain ordinance down on us and kill exponentially more of our civilians than we could ever hope to kill over theirs our tv shows wouldn't just be the TINIEST…

Actually I, and you, are holding Hamas to much HIGHER standards, you're just too stupid to realize it. They've killed 64 Israelis with rockets in the past 14 years. Israel has killed 174 Palestinians in a week, 80% of whom were civilians. Gosh, I wonder why they'd be angry?

Why do you think they're angry? Would you hazard a guess?

YEP. That is a horrible video and YEP, Hamas and other violently radical religious sects are filled with horrible people. But you name me a religion...ANY religion...and I will find something horrific in its teachings, period. The problem isn't Gawker and its "overall hatred of anything Isreali" (which, btw, really…

Israel hasn't been the underdog since 1948. Their population matters a lot less than their military hardware. The Palestinians are throwing rocks at tanks; Israel is in exactly zero danger from them. The terrible terrible rockets from Hamas raining down on them kill about one person a year, as opposed to the hundreds…

State-sponsored? Are you saying Palestinians have their own state? They're actually being occupied by the Israeli army.

Yes lets compare small children being coerced to read lines fed to them by adults to a teenager advocating genocide of her own volition. Google false equivalency before you respond.

Resentment? Resentment is what I feel when someone ignores me in a conversation. Israeli leaders (who claim to act on behalf of all Jews) have made life unlivable for Gazans. You better believe violence is going to be a natural reaction.

I'm really not even sure if you follow the news. The teaching of violence is…