EGR, I am irate that you, Jezebel and Gawker Media have refused to cover the breaking story about the delicious chorizo burrito and coffee I am having while I delay working. An unconscionable editorial decision and obvious evidence of poor journalism skills. What is Jezebel hiding?!?

Your post made me cry - in a good way! He is the sweetest, most loving, weirdest kid. Since he was so young when the abuse happened we’re crossing fingers that he doesn’t have a memory of what happened and that our most immediate issue to deal with is not being able to see his mom again. I just ... Want to get started…

I can’t believe how big they got!

You were/are far, far too tasty to lose.

I wanted to thank everyone who rallied around while I floundered, keyless, into a new “persona”. I really did panic when I lost access to “randilyn” and I considered just giving up. Of course I would have been able to continue reading all the articles by my favorite authors, admiring Tara Jacoby’s brilliant…

54!!!

Nazi catholics, Hitler included, were never excommunicated.

Remember: kill six million Jews and other undesirables: no automatic excommunication. Rape children for decades with impunity: no automatic excommunication. Destroy an embryo: automatic excommunication.

Sure; I admit that point! I was more focused on my age and that particular awkwardness than on this particular person, and recognizing that he was going to grow up and probably be a handsome man, and not at all focused on the child as a child. I didn’t groom him, predate on him, or have any sexual interest in him (I…

I fucking hate Catcher in the Rye and Holden. You are not alone. That books makes me so mad.

One hopes he wasn’t like Holden. I fucking hated that book, and disliked the character so intensely. And I know that makes me a minority of my generation , But screw it. Hated. Passion burning like a thousand suns. Holden was a dick. Hell, Catcher in the Rye made me like A Separate Peace more. Fucking high school lit,…

Remember when Gawker commenters defended Kevin “Elmo” Clash after he was caught fucking underage boys? I do.

That’s probably a good thing. They are much tastier when they’re homemade, anyway.

These are the shit.

As a prosecutor who sees loads of very young girls getting duped by gross old men into sending naked pictures, which will haunt them for their lives, over and over again, I don’t get this being up in arms thing. Maybe you don’t choose to use it, and that’s fine. But having a feature available isn’t necessarily a bad…

Honestly if Kris Jenner appeared around the corner with a shitty cake for me, I’d be pretty excited about it.

I see you’ve met my mom.

She had CAKE!!!

wtf are pregnancy lips

The minute I found out that Lena Dunham was on Twitter I was just like WHO CARES