I mean, you gave birth to UNICORNS, so I doubt your pregnancies were a walk in the park

I, sadly, beg to differ. My husband is a Craig David superfan and cannot WAIT for new “magic” on the airwaves.

I know I'm late on this, but I too hold a guilty fascination with her. I've been pre-disposed to hate her based on the fact that my aunt was an engineer working for HP during her reign, but dang it if I'm not fascinated by her too.

This story makes me super happy.

Any genocide, any crime against humanity. I obviously have more personal ties to the holocaust, but I of course feel the same way about other atrocities.

I knew I loved you for a reason. As an ethnic Jew, it is scary to see the rise of international anti-Semetism when there are still a few elder relations who actually, THEMSELVES, survived the Holocaust. Like, “Never forget” doesn’t mean shit when the last generation of witnesses hasn’t even died out and waves of Jew…

Momma always told me to never trust Lamas. Plus, they spit.

Nice to know I have a punkrockprincess in my frat bro corner ;-)

Everytime Crossroads is brought up I end up sounding like a frat guy: “Crossroads was fucking underrated! What?! What!? You wanna fight about it?! Come at me bro!”

I know I'm late on this (west coaster here) but I just wanted to offer encouragement. I was molested as a child and worked child abuse hotlines (thru United Way) as well as volunteering at a child abuse forensic and psych organization. The hope I have to offer is this: children are amazingly resilient. Yes, you have a…

Well she IS the queen and ruler of all shitty moms, so some excitement is warranted....

:-( you can share my mom with me... And she makes an amazing German chocolate cake every year for my birthday... Even though I am 30 and live in a different state. (Ps: will share Mom, not cake. I'm nice, not a saint!)

SHITTY cake!!

A shitty cake delivered by a shitty mom? Meh, I'm betting a lot of people have had birthdays like this

Basically, it’s just dumb. For a jr high/high school... Maybe. For an Ivy Leauge? Nah.

I don't. Mainly because I don't wish the grief of a cheating spouse on ANYONE.

Wait wait wait, are we calling HIM racially ambiguous? He looks like TextbookWhite Boy (TM) to me....

Truthfully, I love it. I loved the 90’s and “alternative” “counter culture” “grunge” ALL of it... I just don't take it, or myself, too seriously

Ha! It reminds me of a shirt that Hot Topic used to sell millions of in high school “You Laugh Because I’m Different, I Laugh Because You’re All the Same”... No one seemed to get the irony of that shirt being so popular

I live in Portland, and you literally have just described the majority of women here.