Just remember in your climb upward. You often run into the people you stepped on on your way back down. Nah, fuck ‘em. You’re opaque!!

freaky friend friction is one of my favorite phrases.

they key phrase in freaky friend fiction is fiction, but you actually seem like up to 11 mad so i’m sorry for teasing.

There are #far #too #many #hashtags on that poster.

No, he didn’t. But Snooki isn’t criticizing Josh Duggar—she’s criticizing Anna Duggar for staying with him after it was revealed that he had an Ashley Madison account, even as she stays with her own husband after it was revealed that he had an Ashley Madison account. Snooki’s husband isn’t being a hypocrite, but she…

Now I want Snooki and Anna to kick their men out and move in together with all of their babies and make a reality show. How can we make this happen?!

Maybe she’s in denial and thinks that someone else used his email address? I mean, the evidence with Josh Duggar was some nail to the wall type shit. Credit cards, personal addresses, etc.

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

We’re agreed? If she doesn’t show we send out a search party?

“Who is Alanis?”

I mean, all I really want is some peace, man. A place to find a common ground.

OF THE MESS THEY LEFT

Who would have thought? It figures.

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

She just looks like the type of woman who would get mad at others for being happy while she’s trying to get her solitary drunk glower on.

Your comment should be at the top.

That’s the dream, right? A man who cooks for you and can’t spell “our” correctly.

I think the important thing to consider is this: when you finish a conversation or night out with these friends, how do you feel? Do you think the evening was fun and the conversation was interesting, even if you didn’t agree with everything being said? Or do you walk away with a bad feeling about them and maybe about…

#Soulcycledrama is the new #whitegirlproblems