Yea but my jawbone stays on me at all times, as opposed to my galaxy S5 which is usually only on me when its in my purse. So there is that

It might be bullshit, but it's presence on my wrist has done a pretty good job of keeping me going to the gym.

I'd eat it.

Well, I don't think what you said was boring, just not too familiar with the levels of la boeuf merde' we service industry survivors have endured. Logic and comprehension are not always present in ones' guests...for what it is worth, I though 'ol C. A.'s comment to you was unnecessarily rude and non productive in…

Lighten up, Francis.

Could you get over yourself? Not to harp on the OP, but there was a better more direct way to handle this problem. It didn't happen in this case (or took far too long to get there) but being a jerk to people who point this out is just... jerky.

Nope, didn't miss the part where she described the Scallop Mini Burgers as seared scallops on brioche. If diners are returning this dish on the regular, and notice she said "not even close to the only time this has happened", it doesn't take a great leap to figure out some people don't know what scallops are.

I have never seen this photo. I am dying. So many questions. Where is the rest of the lady? Is there a hole in the backdrop behind Adam Levine, and the lady's arms are coming through it? Is she actually holding his business back behind him? Or did they tape it someplace? This is not so much sexy as it is…

I don't get it. Pole dancers and escorts deserve to be treated like shit? That girl was a stripper once so she should never be respected again? Mmmmk....

Next year's cover is going to be a woman in stirrups with a speculum in. Just right up in it. If we're having this vagina conversation anyway, we might as well see an actual vagina, damnit.

Seriously. Erykah Badu is an icon known first and foremost for her music. Azalea Banks is some little shit who is most famous for feuding with Iggy Azalea. It's cute that she thinks Erykah Badu is jealous of her.

of course he's amused by North's tantrum: daughter just like daddy!!!

True but it's not a good bonding moment for parent or child if the child is miserable. Plus it's a total dick move for all of the other people who are there for business or just wanted to enjoy a fashion show sans screaming toddler. I'm all for getting your kids exposed to different things but this is ridiculous. At…

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

Real Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps spent forty minutes making out with "an exotic-looking Brazilian with long locks."

In a corset like that, I'm not sure there's even room for a semi-colon.

Marian Keyes is wonderful too!

This woman (Susan Lerner) called Franzen "arguably the best living American novelist." The bile rose in my throat.

Cindarelly cindarelly where the helly is your belly?