As I was clicking through I just kept saying "not Gary, not Gary, not Gary."

It was Gary.

well, "even if i am a homophobe… so what? i still make more money than you" could be the dumbest shit ive heard a black woman say but oh well.

What is even happening here?

Yes because non-white Brits like me do not exist.

1. Beyonce was probably the best album of last year and Beck winning the Grammy was probably another example in the long line of examples of the old dopes running the Grammys being old dopes.

you're saying this song was not originally written for the movie Hocus Pocus ? ;)

hozier could use some auto tune

There is an interesting episode of the Criminal podcast about a homicide case where the husband went to prison for killing his wife who was found in a pool of blood. A neighbor investigating the case insists the woman was killed by an owl and has been studying this theory for years. http://thisiscriminal.com/episode-o…

Is that Spicoli the Barbarian?

Seriously? It's like your Photoshopped!

Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love is one of my favorites. Ok, it's a romcom, but I'm sorry, I will watch the scene with him and Emma Stone all day long. Also, his reaction to Steve Carell pulling out a velcro wallet is everything.

Little boys have had their day in the sun, too: Pet Sematary, Children of the Corn, The Omen, Ju On:The Grudge, Salem's Lot, The Unborn, The Good Son, Joshua, and We Need to Talk About Kevin come to mind.

I frequently get nightmares from reading Wikipedia pages about scary movies so I'm not going to watch this trailer, but I'm going to go ahead and vouch for how creepy little girls are. Without fail every time my 3 year old daughter wakes up in the morning and stands at my bedroom door I have a heart attack. I'll never…

Also, all my friends with kids talk about waking up in the middle of the night to find their children staring at them like tiny little stalkers.

Clowns fucking scare me. Even doll ones.

this was my favorite as a kid! Scared me to death. I DIED for this movie. (And then someone built a house on my angry corpse and let's just say I got my revenge!)

Call me a hopeless romantic, but allow me to paraphrase Ri-Ri and suggest that maybe, just maybe...you're finding love in a hopeless place?

And even then, I still have little dots on my legs from the follicles. I never have airbrushed-looking legs. :-(

Ahhhhhhh no oh God. As a kid I was always terrified of cutting myself or injuring myself in any way so I didn't attempt shaving until I was about 9 or 10. Whoever found you like that is probably still traumatized.

Just because you hate it, doesn't make it not a reality. It is pretty clear in the piece that she was considered the most beautiful girl because it was different in this particular culture. So yes, you're right, most people do not have these features and its pretty common to admire what you don't have.