Well I don't know that this qualifies as "news" more like "here's a fun time waster/distraction." I don't know; I liked his take on this.

Damn, dude's got an enviable hourglass figure.

Duh it's Tara Reid she probably has a selfie stick attached to her toe. THAT'S HOW MERMAIDS ROLL.

I think the point that countesslemongrab was trying to make was that these parents were loving their child, in their way. They have a narrow worldview, informed by a narrow faith but that doesn't alter that they loved their child.

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion on here but: to everyone who's saying stuff like "they didn't love their child so they have no right to grief" can really just stfu.

Found an article in Fitness Magazine (so you know it's legit) and will follow their 10 All-Natural Ways To Stay Young. They were not vagina specific tips but it's probably the same basic principles as keeping your overall body youthful so I'll try applying them to my genits.

You may be suffering from selective psychopathy then. Some parents are shitty for no real reason. They tend not to get death threats. These parents were shitty for religious reasons and now they've lost a child for making decisions that for most of us would be easy to make. For them, it wasn't. They made the wrong…

That's why my vodka soaked tampons go up my tush.

I still love Matthew Perry. Fools Rush In! (Shutup; as a Latina who brought home white guys and married one, I loved it. Especially when the parents met!) I also loved his short-lived show, Go On.

Yes. Very big. I think I still have a bottle of this at my parents house.

Because it has a glandular condition. Don't be rude.

Here too. And kindergarten starts back Monday so I ain't got time for cranky and miserable.

ask me too!

But they still get to drink real champagne, right?

blue is precious

Really? That didn't come through. It seems to be presented as fact.

Or is the Dubai slave labor still ongoing?

I am 5' tall so whatever is meant to be calf length on other people is full length on me. I've legit bought capris that turned out to be normal pants on me in the past.

He is a dick and he can join Thurston Moore in the special space for alternative dicks who think that just by being alternative, their midlife crisis is not a freaking cliche.

re: weed. i guess i dont have super strong opinions on carbonated lemonade.