"I don't think people understand us." I don't think that's true. I understand the need to deny one's true self so as to not risk utter social rejection.

Let me be super clear about this: I think everyone should be allow to love whomever they want and be a religious person. I don't think that religious sect of any kind should discriminate against gay people. With that being said, I understand how and why a person might decide they want to live within their communities…

True, but I Mandela is not a franchise and I think the point is that what it might lose in racists, it would gain in new fans of the franchise.

Yep. As someone who grew up around these kinds of people - it is awesome bumping your leg into something as a kid, asking for a damn ice pack, and instead getting your "reiki practitioner" school teacher to just hover her hands on top of the bump, while her "energy" heals you (Spoiler: it doesn't) - I have very little…

Should have warned him that the gluten could make his dick fly off.

that man is now officially my new hero, and to hell with anybody who says otherwise.

I suppose a rock could be used to manage outbursts from kids...definitely don't need a $49.99 one though.

Yeah, if my man was on tinder, I wouldn't care if he had cheated or not, I'm not going to stick around until he does. I also feel like keeping dating profiles open is just a sign that you feel the need to keep your options open (you can't commit to me) and if you want to keep those options open, having sex with me is…

I can't believe she had this guy around all day and picked Chris Martin instead!

I guess it is possible not to notice since people who use Nuvarings or tampons sometimes forget then have an "Oh shit I put that thing in like 6 weeks ago!" moment.

I don't use nuvarings or cock rings so there is no reason for anything at all to be up in there but now I'm gonna check. Just in case.

Update: So THAT'S…

Yes, but have you "had haters since Red Lobster?"* I bet you haven't even been fired from one Red Lobster, much less five. It's chutzpa like that that gets you calendars. I'm just sad that she's not laying in a bathtub full of cheddar biscuits. Perhaps you could do that?

accurateeeeee

Is it cheating? Not necessarily. But is having an active Tinder account while in relationship with someone sketchy as fuck? Yup. Dealbreaker. Shut it down. Lemon out.

Having a Tinder account isn't cheating - it's preparing to cheat.

Nah. If my man had a Tinder account, I'd curb his ass. Sure, it could be that he's not planning on cheating, but most people don't wake up one day and say, "I'm going out to make it happen tonight" or whatever. It's a slow burn, most of the time. And while there are a lot of people who are okay with ONS, many aren't.…

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

sigh. Someday, I'm gonna have a black friend. Then I can finally be the racist I've always dreamed of being....

I can't imagine how traumatized I would be if my Dad suddenly showed up in a porn I was watching. I'm still not comfortable with seeing a baby photo of him in the bath from like 1951.

I imagine that everyone on that website is terrible, but yeah, a little tempted to see how I rate.