Yeah, but were you aware that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson guest starred on the 30th episode of Hannibal? In which he was made to eat Jell-o Pudding Pops under duress? Coincidence?

I just love that she met her husband doing a sex scene with him in a church. I can't stop smiling at that! She looks like such a sweetheart, and sounds like such a good sport. I think I'd quite like to have pretend sex with her myself now.

Yes! I hope Ross puts her feet up and really enjoys not working on her days off, because she's crazy busy the rest of the time. That lady's got more work than she has days to do it in! Must be exhausting, eh?

"Would any of that make you feel uncomfortable?"

I guess I don't really understand how it's "piggybacking" when it is the same issue- but I can appreciate that some people might see it that way, and will not be using the hashtag.

OMG, this makes me wonder what kind of magic Mary Poppins uses against pervs who try to take upskirt pics of her when she's flying. Cuz I'm sure she has some kind of badass magical strategy.

Be the change you wish to see in the world. (Check for cameras first.)

IDK, I mean, I'm not a woman but if I were just riding the subway by myself and some guy physically assaulted me because he found me attractive, I'd be flattered. I dunno why women gotta make such a big deal about a guy thinking they're pretty and then violently attacking them for it. It's a compliment, ladies!

Wait. Is this article about German culture? Or is it about a really fucking weird and funny thing that happens to be German?

Yet another German with a terrible sense of humor.

I'm with you on Bang Bang. It's inexplicably catchy.

She HATES us. It is so weird and apparent in every comment she writes. There have been a few Jez authors with tough relationships with the commenters but no one else hates us quite like Jia (dare I say, not even Jolie Kerr).

What bugs me is that commenters who are defending Kara's work here are using the drumbeat that all of us who aren't down with it are humorless and don't understand satire.

Your disdain for your readership is apparent. The top-voted comment here is someone saying she understands that it's satire and doesn't find it funny. You don't need to explain it again to us.

"slow clap for Kara, as well as the human right to approach a topic however a bitch shall please"

Kara, I know you're just being funny and not totally serious and using Tay Tay as a way to highlight something that's been talked about around here for awhile, White people with zero Black friends. I love you and this is just a little constructive criticism: Don't. Do. This. Again.

youre basically david schwimmer now

Is it terrible I immediately clicked to make sure my son's name didn't make the cut?

Oh my God, you sound like ten of my most annoying customers ever, all rolled into one.

This has happened to all parents. This is universal. We have to accept it.