I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

I feel like their being Christians is relevant. He got a picture of Jesus as a tip. I don't think that atheists, jews, hindus, etc. do that. Also, as a someone who is not Christian and was raised in on the East Coast, seeing the extent of religiosity of can be pretty striking...

I'm still waiting for someone to photoshop a ball of yarn over the football.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

So I'll edit this as I read further, but so far just for the first story.

I love when people are offended by the existence of Dirt Bag™

I have an idea. What if I dumped my coffee all over my desk, drove my car through the front window of my office, tore open my shirt, and screamed "WU-TANG AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH!"

Great food for thought, Diana.

Burt, you have done a damn fine job here and I am really, really sorry to see you go. I wish you all of the luck in your future endeavors and I hope to see you pop up in the comments around here from time to time. You will be greatly missed, and I'll think of you every time I drive my bitchin' car around.

I don't understand what's happening... I feel concerned but I'm not really sure why.

You're really knocking it out of the park with these stock photos.

Terry Carter, the actor he ran over, was 86 years old. It's horrible no matter how you slice it, but there seems something particularly awful about him mowing down a senior citizen.

You know, Johnny... I don't think it's your agent.

Writing "pancake gift basket" on my wish list.

Nope. Mom and Grandma are both from England

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This is just bad business on the part of the dealership owner and management.

Dear Dealership,